Tiny tomatoes, why are you so wee? Just what kind of tomatoes are you, anyway? When I bought you, as seedlings, the little chippie told me you were heirloom Brandywines. Well that was a bunch of falderal, wasn't it?
"According to Don Armando, the number of pendejos, even as you read this, is innumerable. It has been estimated that if pendejos could fly, the skies would be darkened and we would enter a new ice age. The pendejos would get a severe sunburn." -Jose Antonio Burciaga
Tiny tomatoes, why are you so wee? Just what kind of tomatoes are you, anyway? When I bought you, as seedlings, the little chippie told me you were heirloom Brandywines. Well that was a bunch of falderal, wasn't it?
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