Sometimes I burn the Pad Thai to a crisp. To be clear- I don't mean to burn the Pad Thai to a crisp, I just do.
"According to Don Armando, the number of pendejos, even as you read this, is innumerable. It has been estimated that if pendejos could fly, the skies would be darkened and we would enter a new ice age. The pendejos would get a severe sunburn." -Jose Antonio Burciaga