19 August 2011

1% Free

Back before I had kids, when I was a complete narcissist, I used to be all, "Man, if I ever have kids, they're gonna be revolutionaries down for the cause." Now I'm all, "I just wanna teach 'em how to stay happily afloat in this cruel-assed universe," which is 50% dumb, because that's what they are always teaching me.

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