We've been in Georgia the past week. Flew back today. Pictured above is the aeroplane we came back on (notice its snarky beak). Not pictured above is the thick carpet of snow blanketing Iowa right now.
"According to Don Armando, the number of pendejos, even as you read this, is innumerable. It has been estimated that if pendejos could fly, the skies would be darkened and we would enter a new ice age. The pendejos would get a severe sunburn." -Jose Antonio Burciaga