Right at this very moment, Mitch Hedberg and Bill Hicks are playing a shuffleboard match against Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor in Heaven. And where's Heaven? It's in your toaster.
"According to Don Armando, the number of pendejos, even as you read this, is innumerable. It has been estimated that if pendejos could fly, the skies would be darkened and we would enter a new ice age. The pendejos would get a severe sunburn." -Jose Antonio Burciaga
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