WANTED: Hard working cardboard boxes for exciting opportunities in the food containment industry! Applicants must be willing to contain various mixtures of white flour, baking powder and sugar sealed in plastic bags. Must also be willing to wear bright, garish costumes and hawk wares to overworked and underpaid consumers. Ideal candidates skilled in confusing, enticing, and overwhelming the eye while competing with other cardboard boxes doing same. If interested in this rewarding high-pressure sales/entertainment experience, contact Duncan Hines or Betty Crocker (or any of our sales representatives) for more details.
17 February 2010
From the Hy*Vee Files...
WANTED: Hard working cardboard boxes for exciting opportunities in the food containment industry! Applicants must be willing to contain various mixtures of white flour, baking powder and sugar sealed in plastic bags. Must also be willing to wear bright, garish costumes and hawk wares to overworked and underpaid consumers. Ideal candidates skilled in confusing, enticing, and overwhelming the eye while competing with other cardboard boxes doing same. If interested in this rewarding high-pressure sales/entertainment experience, contact Duncan Hines or Betty Crocker (or any of our sales representatives) for more details.
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