Total Sexual Fulfillment

Two weeks ago we journeyed to Madison, Wisconsin, where we spent a couple days in avoidance of a big U of Iowa football home game weekend. Of course - 'cause what were we thinking? - we landed in the midst of a magnificently horrible U of Wisconsin football home game catastrophe instead. It ended up being okay, though. We just stuck to the places that sports fans tend to avoid - the botanical garden, the Indian restaurant, the farmer's market. Places like that. It was awesome, actually...Anyway, we're back on the road again this weekend. Tonight we'll drive all the way up to Minnesota for a grand, autumnal Minnesota-type getaway. And, yes, we'll stop to gas up along the way. And, yes, washing my paws in filthy sinks, I'll glance over at the novelty condom vend machines and laugh (Achieve Total Sexual Fulfillment Together!) and maybe take a photo or two.