When all is said and done, basically, I'm a Toaist animist. The Tao Te Ching sort of encapsulates everything I "believe," in terms of what's been written of the kosmos.
"According to Don Armando, the number of pendejos, even as you read this, is innumerable. It has been estimated that if pendejos could fly, the skies would be darkened and we would enter a new ice age. The pendejos would get a severe sunburn." -Jose Antonio Burciaga