"According to Don Armando, the number of pendejos, even as you read this, is innumerable. It has been estimated that if pendejos could fly, the skies would be darkened and we would enter a new ice age. The pendejos would get a severe sunburn."
-Jose Antonio Burciaga
26 April 2012
"If Angelboy didn't like you, you knew it."
"Like how Frankie Avalon's jawline sometimes intrudes from another time-space."
